The Life of a Nicole

goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

lucidnirvana:

foreverthel0newolf:


Wolf by Michael Schütze


peace and positivity here

lucidnirvana:

foreverthel0newolf:

Wolf by 

peace and positivity here

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

crydaisy:

"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"

crydaisy:

"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

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swagbat:

Khal Drogo: “I nominate Viserys for the GOLDbucket challenge!!”

lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

onasolosaxophone:

This is why I love the theatre.